Yesterdays sacrament meeting was funny

They had the organist and her husband as speakers at sacrament meeting in church yesterday. They had us sing four hymns and spoke about raising our voices in a joyfull noise to heaven. As usual I followed along and kept quiet. The organists husband made a comment about people not singing and how music was a gift to us from heaven. I found this funny as in truth NOT singing was my gift to the rest of the congregation. I sound like an out of tune bag pipe being stomped on by and angry hippo when I sing. About the only thing my singing has ever been proved useful for is to drive mice out of a building (people too!) Perhaps if the good lord wanted me to raise my voice in joyfull music he might have thought to give me a better singing voice.